great quotes

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
Woody Allen
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
John Benfield

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
Woody Allen

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Oprah Winfrey

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.
George W Bush