Wednesday, October 27, 2010
designated decoy
The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.
The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.
Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.
Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"
To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.
Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.
Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"
To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
Monday, October 18, 2010
great quotes
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
Woody Allen
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
John Benfield
Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
Woody Allen
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Oprah Winfrey
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.
George W Bush
Woody Allen
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
John Benfield
Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
Woody Allen
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Oprah Winfrey
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.
George W Bush
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Sadness
Take your sad emotion, and
keep it... Don't lose it for a day.
Notice, what you see,
what new things you hear.
How the smiles hurt,
how the laughters pierce.
Now take that emotion,
and forget it... Forget it for a year.
Notice,
all, the ways you see,
and
all, the new sounds, you hear.
keep it... Don't lose it for a day.
Notice, what you see,
what new things you hear.
How the smiles hurt,
how the laughters pierce.
Now take that emotion,
and forget it... Forget it for a year.
Notice,
all, the ways you see,
and
all, the new sounds, you hear.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
50,000 Word Novel
So i was trying to find cool things to blog about so i just looked up crazy facts in google. The craziest fact i read was this guy Ernest Vincent wrote a 50,000 word novel and didn't use the letter "e" once! I don't see how that's possible! I've used the letter "e" twentyfour times just in this blog so far! I have to find this novel and read it.
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